More Cheese, Please

Horror fans are always defending their entertainment tastes to thier friends and families, pointing out that the desire to be scared is totally primal, Spielberg and Jackson made horror movies, blah, blah, blah. But secretly, we all have a stash of flicks so ridiculous, so cheesy, that we only watch them in private, ashamed, but enthralled.

Here I share my favorite Cheesy Horror Movies. Please comment with some of your faves..

10- Flesh Eating Mothers- Badly acted, terribly written, and laugh-your-ass-off hysterical!

9- Slumber Party Massacre- The movie people think of when they think of co-ed's being stalked. Interesting note- all of the films in this series were written and directed by women.

8- Silent Night, Deadly Night- Killer Santa! How awesome is that! Throw in some scary nuns and good, violent death scenes, and you've got a holiday classic.

7- The Howling 2: Subtitled in some markets "Stirba, Werewolf Bitch", this deliciously silly movie has hot wolf on wolf action, and some god-awful acting. Check out poor Christopher Lee tyring desperately to elevate this dreck.

6- Subspecies (series)- Full Moon fans will remember this vampire story, one of the first vampire films to be shot in Transylvania. The acting is awful, the script is terrible, and the vampire Radu (Anders Hove) is disgusting. Adds up to a fine waste of a few hours.

5- Seed of Chucky- Actually well-written and acted, this qualifies as cheese because of it's tongue in cheek style and outrageous gags. Doll boobs, doll semen, a tranny/split-personality doll, and a cameo from cult legend John Waters! Genius!

4-Leprechaun In the Hood- Oh yes, my friends, I said Leprechaun. In. The. Hood. 'Nuff said.

3- The Hills Have Eyes 2 (the 1985 version)- The dog has a flashback. Seriously. THE DOG.

2- Blood Feast- Hershell Gordon Lewis' masterpeice is a bloody, and awful, flick about a guy who carves up and eats hot chicks. Features Playboy Playmate Connie Mason, who I met at a convention a few years back. She's awesome, and the movie is terrible.

1- Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers- Oh yes, tranny serial killer Angela is back, and she's gonna make sure you have a good time at camp, or else. Z-grade acting, but surprisingly well-written, this cheese classic contains one of my favorite kills in a gore flick, the outhouse drowning of the camp bitch. Trivia: Angela is played by Bruce Springsteen's sister, Pamela.

I've enclosed climactic scene for you here. Enjoy!